My Script.

Hi.

Nice to see you today.

How are you?

If you've ever had the pleasure of meeting me, then you know that those three sentences are my standard script. I use them everywhere, and it makes for a nice opening.

If possible, I then retire and say no more, but if more is needed, I tend to get a little irritated - which results in nasty things being said.

Oh well for you.

I like fighting other people. 

In a way. 

I like seeing how many people go through repeated motions of gulping for air, while I simply wonder why they do it. 

In that way I conquer them. 

But.

But..

But...

But....

Surprise!

There is none!

Haha.

Now you're puzzled!!

But today is an exciting day. We are having house guests. And there are a few tests floating around in the air. And the sister left, (but she does that a lot), and the younger sister and brothers are looking for lost chickens.....who would look for a chicken?

Whatever a chicken is anyway.

And I am feeling incredibly lazy and don't want to start my work (several laps around my tank).

But I must if I want to finish before the guests arrive.

Not that I reaaaaaally care if they find me doing laps or not.

So long.

To clear the Air

Hey Everybody!
Pictures are comin' soon of all my new little guppy friends, but they're takin' an awful long time.
I just wanted to clear up a few things that have been going on.
1. The "Ghosts" that were posting comments were not run by me. They were run by a very supportive fan, who I'd like to thank for sticking up for my dead friends.
2. I'd like to thank another supporter for making a support blog for me. It can be very hard to keep a blog going, especially when my earthly bodies keep dying. So, check out my support blog at LongLivesHerman.blogspot.com. There is an inconvinece with the picture, it says it will take you to this blog, but it actually doesn't. Remember, I don't run that blog.
3. This isn't really my blog, since I share it with guppies, so I might eventually (depending on the populace) create my own.

Now, to newsie stuff.
The girl who runs our tanks has been living a killer schedule.
She stayed up till the wee hours of the morning, doing a weird and awful language test. Then she got up early to do English.
I don't understand humans.
I really don't.
Also, she has taken on a huge and awful job. She said something about Christmas and little kids and pageant.
Now what is that supposed to mean?

Yours Truly
Herman

I have come back to LIFE!!

Hey! That's not nice to say I DIED! Because I was just hiding. HaHa!

Booyah!!

Tricked ya!

A Day for Dying

Hey everybody! It's Herman again.
This was supposed to be Marguerite's turn, but seeing as she is practically dead right now, I took over. Last night all the little guppies were extremely happy, and swimming cheerfully. However, today, they look like they are dying. Marguerite can't seem to get off her side, and Chauvelin just sits and won't move. Percy is going nuts and I think he might be insane. The dumb person who owns us doesn't have any clue as to what she should do, and it really hurts her to see Marguerite upside down, and not able to right herself. Alas, perhaps she should have waited 24 hours to put the fish in their new tank - but it is too late now. They are dying. Farewell everyone, I am still living strong, and hopefully will for the next few years.

Herman

*in a grouchy voice*
Well, who should come first but me?
I rule my tank. I have my own palace....though I don't usually hang out there cause the plant is nicer.





Cool lookin'....right?






Anyway, I act like I'm dead most of the time, and I get really mad when anyone stares at me. I just float all day everyday - no need to swim when you can float!
I haven't eaten any of the food that gets put in my bowl - who would want to eat dried worms anyway?!
I have a rainbow plant, my cool castle, and my collectible blue rocks. Very cool.

Some people (I'm looking at you Sherman) think that I'm stuck-uppity, but I'm not. Nope. And Sherman doesn't even have a blog!! Of course, I share this one with some guppies, but he'd probably share his with those annoying birds! Birds eat fish anyway!

So that's me.
Tomorrow I think Percy's gonna post.....

(p.s. I know this makes me look blurry, but I wanted you to see my castle.)

(p.p.s. Bet you don't have one that cool Sherman)

The Reason

This is a blog for fish. The current fish are named:
Herman
Percy
Marguerite
Chauvelin.

They will be posting selfies quite soon, and thank you for reading.